DB Jokes...
It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
The teacher starts off with a role call..
Teacher: Oracle?
"Present sir"
Teacher: DB2?
"Present sir"
Teacher: SQL Server?
"Present sir"
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
"Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st"
[via SQLTeam.com Weblogs]
10:06:49 AM 
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